This Just In

My wife just called me. She told me that my five-year-old was taking a long time to get ready for school this morning. He was spending a lot of time in the bathroom. Went she went in to check on him, she found him at the mirror with my razor shaving his face. My first concern was for his safety, of course--I've got to put those somewhere else--but that's about the funniest thing I've heard in long time. The plastic guard was still on the razor. That makes me feel better.